Sir David the Bard

Breaking News:
BYU campus Accepts Vladimir Lenin as a student.

Wearing a beard has long been in violation of the "Y"s' honor code.  However, having recently been baptized (for the dead) and resurrected, Vladimir Lenin has been accepted as a student of the Humanities at BYU Provo.  

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He applied for, and received a waiver card (which must be displayed at all times) in order to "sport his carpet" on campus.  The administration was pleased to accept Comrade Lenin as a student, as Joseph exemplifies the moral and ethical standards of the University and the LDS faith.




The above is a parody of an actual story,
which is equally ridiculous. 

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Source:  http://www.sltrib.com/news/1867918-155/beard-ban-at-mormon-schools-getting