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Pet Seer Stone

Breaking News:  SEER STONE FOR SALE

There is semi-credible chatter among some who claim to be in the First Presidency of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (the Mormons), that the famed "seer stone" is now up for auction at the City Creek Mall in Salt Lake City.

And those who attend, might just be in for a surprise or two!

The famous Gary Ross Dahl, will be in attendance if spiritually available due to his death in 2015.  It is said, that his proxy baptism (for the dead) has not been confirmed.  Gary was the discoverer of the now famous "Pet Rock" in 1975.  His discovery is paralleled only by the likes of Joseph Smith.  Unverified comments by President Monson, Prophet of the LDS Church, "we have affixed giggly eyeballs by way of white and delightsome glue to the chocolate colored Seer Stone."

Another former Prophet of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saint's [CONFIRMED], saying, "the googly eyes is proof of 'second sight...'"

He continued, "We are sure with every fiber of our being, that this will encourage our brown-suger-sisters to open their holy of hollies to their Priestly brethren."


Some of the above article is not confirmed, HOWEVER, comments made by the former President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Corporation)  IS CONFIRMED